Tuesday, December 14, 2010

panera girl

As some people already know I've got a huge crush on a girl that works at the Panera in Oakland. So much so that I've labeled her as my 'dream girl'. I know nothing about her. Not even her name. I only know what she looks like. It's not like she's some uber babe that could be on a Victoria's Secret fashion show, not that she isn't attractive (she is) but because she's really short. But my mind has a mind of its own, and whenever I see a moderately attractive girl my mind subconsciously comes up with a whole list of presuppositions about her entire life, personality, and beliefs in an instant all on its own and after about half a second from looking at a girl I have an idea, though most definitely entirely wrong, about whether or not she would be a good girlfriend for me. Nineteen times out of twenty it's a downright no, with the occasional yes on the twentieth. Well, panera girl made it well beyond just a 'yes, she might be a good girlfriend for me'. It just so happened that the character my mind seemingly randomly drew up for this panera girl fits exactly with everything I want in a girl, and hence my dream girl. Will I ever talk to her? Find out anything about her? Probably not, though I certainly want to - I mean it's once in a blue moon that my mind creates the 'perfect' girlfriend. So I want to know, is this just me or do other people (guys and girls) subconsciously do the same thing whether they want to or not?

2 comments:

Unknown said...

The big question is, will you take the big first step and learn her name? If not, when does she usually work, I'll go it find out.

Baconator said...

No, I don't know when she usually works. And you need to answer the question.

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